Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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