this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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