I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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