ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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