Do vagina's smell?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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