Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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