I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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