you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
pray to the hookup gods
last night I used snow as a chaser
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
