Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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