$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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