Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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