Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
