they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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