i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
he high fived his dick after we had sex
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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