whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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