Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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