problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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