My entire life is one complicated drinking game
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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