I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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