i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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