I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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