you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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