btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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