You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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