My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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