its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
