all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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