I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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