I'm eating all of the evidence.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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