32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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