Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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