He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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