well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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