i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize