there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.