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How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?

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It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.

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(323): How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings? (213): It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films. http://tfl.nu/x383

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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.

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(931): Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person. http://tfl.nu/od1c

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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....

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(503): And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container.... http://tfl.nu/xfht

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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.

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(570): Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage. http://tfl.nu/7s6f

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(316): View more from Kansas

I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.

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That's how you know you deserve to be a senior

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(316): I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES. (1-316): That's how you know you deserve to be a senior http://tfl.nu/bxif

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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome

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(925): After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome http://tfl.nu/nygq

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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...

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(256): The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving... http://tfl.nu/0z2j

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(619): View more from California

He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.

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(619): He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one. http://tfl.nu/6tfs

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(281): View more from Texas

Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.

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I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.

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(281): Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his. (832): I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you. http://tfl.nu/5mgo

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I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.

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(248): I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start. http://tfl.nu/l2qb

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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.

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(914): I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis. http://tfl.nu/jvao

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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories

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(719): No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories http://tfl.nu/o049

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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.

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(540): The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one. http://tfl.nu/uhr4

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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.

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Can I get that on a shirt

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(205): No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her. (1-205): Can I get that on a shirt http://tfl.nu/a8yc

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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom

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(403): Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom http://tfl.nu/04zu

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