It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I want leopard sheets
thats the plan
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
this is an emotional support booty call
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?