I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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