Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Let's get the cat blown out
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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