Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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