i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
They should really pass out barf bags in church
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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