Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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