i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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