I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
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