So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
soo... how was my night?
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