i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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