whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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