Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
im on a boat
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