No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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