the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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