If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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