woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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