Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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