If that was your dad, he is hot
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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